Subtraction jokes
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
3+3=****
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
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TWO + TWO = 11.5 is quite simple actually though. First, we have to transfer each letter to its corresponding letter in the alphabet. That leads to 20, 23, 15, and 20, 23, 15. However, since "TWO" also happens to be an actual number 2, we have to add 2 to the biggest number on each side, as well as divide 2 to the smaller number on each side. that leads to 20, 25, 7.5 and 20, 25, 7.5 Take each side, and reduce it to … Read more