Subtraction jokes
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
what is less than 0?
my will to live.
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
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TWO + TWO = 11.5 is quite simple actually though. First, we have to transfer each letter to its corresponding letter in the alphabet. That leads to 20, 23, 15, and 20, 23, 15. However, since "TWO" also happens to be an actual number 2, we have to add 2 to the biggest number on each side, as well as divide 2 to the smaller number on each side. that leads to 20, 25, 7.5 and 20, 25, 7.5 Take each side, and reduce it to … Read more