Subtraction

Subtraction jokes

Sex

Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

Math

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

Math

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.

Sex

Why is sex like math?

You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

Time

How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.

Question

Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.

Time

How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?

One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.

Orphan

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

Community

TWO + TWO = 11.5 is quite simple actually though. First, we have to transfer each letter to its corresponding letter in the alphabet. That leads to 20, 23, 15, and 20, 23, 15. However, since "TWO" also happens to be an actual number 2, we have to add 2 to the biggest number on each side, as well as divide 2 to the smaller number on each side. that leads to 20, 25, 7.5 and 20, 25, 7.5 Take each side, and reduce it to … Read more