Math jokes
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
FINALLY
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"