Math jokes
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
me rn : hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like