Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Math Jokes
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Calculate my dick, virgins!
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
