Math jokes
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.
Now I got a 31 on the ACT.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.