Math jokes

I got my math test back today. I am Asian and raised in an Asian household, so I was worried about what I was going to get.

I got a 95%.

I'm having warm dinner tonight!

P.S. True story, lol.

What do you get when you add one whole and one whole?

Two holes, dummy!

TODAY'S BRAIN CELL COUNT:

2, and both are competing for 5th place.

Why was 2 afraid of 1?

Because 7 ate 9.

What do you call a sick Asian?

A calculator with dead batteries.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7’s a cunt.

Why does a Mexican want to learn math?

To study perimeter.

What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?

A mathive dick.

Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?

Because they already 69'd.

What's 6 plus 7?

67.

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.

Now I got a 31 on the ACT.

Why are Asians good at math?

Because the dog can’t eat their homework.

I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.

Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.

What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To improve his FLOW-CULUS.

There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.

Why is 10 afraid?

Because he next to 9 and 11.