Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.
Now I got a 31 on the ACT.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always COUNT his BARS
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
