Man jokes
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.