Asgard jokes

If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?

Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.

Iron Man: Where are you from?

Thor: Asgard.

Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?

How do you know Thor has your back?

He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).

Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.

ASH

ASDA.

Ashton Parkes.

Ashten Parkes

Fall

Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?

Asgard.