Asgard jokes
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.