If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
iron man: where r u from? thor: asgard. iron man: do you mean ASS-GUARD?
How do you know Thor has your back? He's an Asgardian (Ass guardian).
Which brand of underwear does Thor is wearing ?- Asgard.
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