Asgard jokes
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.
ASH
ASDA.
Fall