My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smarty pants. Basically, the dude is saying his friend is so fat that when he stepped on the scale, it thought he was trying to call it! Scales don't have feelings, but your mom does and she's disappointed in you.
U r dumb
Why are you so dumb?
THAT MEXICAN
Banged your mom one too many times
English teacher
*your not you’re
ANoNyMoUs
So very unoriginal