Man

Man jokes

Brother

Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!

Ear

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

Bomb

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

Titanic

Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"

Cannibal

"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"

"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."

"I meant the ice cream, bro..."

Orphan

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Giraffe

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.

After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

Anniversary

I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.

Nemo

What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"