Man jokes
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"