Man jokes

What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?

Rainbow Six Siege.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."

The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.

These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!

What's more sensitive than a pushy?

A Western man on the internet.

Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?

They couldn't close the casket.

"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?

All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.

The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"

The man said, "My wife does!"

How it be when the new guy takes too long...

Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.

Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.

Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.

Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.

Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.

What do you call a black man in the dark?

- Nothing.

What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?

Rainbow Six Siege

You just shot an unarmed man.

Well, he should have armed himself then.

I met a gay guy last night.

Man, was he a pain in the ass.

Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"

"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"

"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."

"I meant the ice cream, bro..."