So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Man Jokes
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
