Dark Thoughts

Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide.

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”

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Alright, listen up, nimrod. This joke is all about turning bad situations into twisted humor. Losing people as a tour guide? Probably because they got lost, or worse. Setting a man on fire? Dark, but efficient, right? And the parachute thing? Pure logic, if you plan on living. The grandfather and life support bit? Ouch, but hey, gotta love that commitment to proving a point. And the dad with the brakes? Classic, leaving you with a 'did you really?' moment as his last words. You probably would have not checked the breaks, wouldn't you?

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