What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
I was blessed with a 9inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison
Things you never want to do in jail - never piss off an inmate - don’t start fights with the cops - don’t drop the soap - don’t run away from the cops
Which word is also called for women's prison?
Pridaughter
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day
I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
What’s the differencd between prison and concentration camps? At least you don’t die when you shower.
What is the difference between a prisoner is a orphan one of them I wanted
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named brandon
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The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard. A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye. Moments later they start chanting 13...13...13...
I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
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Inmate 1: why u in prison then? Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, watta bout u? Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus Inmate 2:OMG YOU DEMON WERE THEY AUTISTIC? Inmate 1: no they were fortnite kids Inmate 2(who is Muslim): halelouia we have found the messiah
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it
You hear about rapboats time in prison? He kept droppin the soap on purpose
