What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
Armstrong vs. Jackson
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke's playing on the contrast between Neil Armstrong, a hero who took a giant leap for mankind, and Michael Jackson, who... well, let's just say he had some questionable taste in friends. It's funny 'cause it's messed up, and you're probably laughing 'cause you're a bit messed up too.
Neil Touched My Pee Pee
No it’s been confirmed that Neil also likes boys he was dating my step mom at the time and he touched my pee pee area 🍒🍆 and said do you like that wanna have a golden shower 💦 and I pushed him away and said your a sick fuck there’s gonna be a Dr. Phil 🥸 episode about it on Oct. 16 that I recorded for them hopefully he goes to jail so you’re joke doesn’t work