Make jokes

I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"

I would like to make a Minecraft joke...

It would be too plain.

My father always used to say:

"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."

Until the accident.

Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.

Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?

What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.

Taco Bell makes you crappy.

How do you make a disabled person cry?

Let's go play tag!

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Bagel."

"Bagel who?"

"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"

How to make emo cakes:

Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.

The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?

One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.

W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.

Let's make this the most liked and commented on this website.

What is one thing humans do before they eat?

They beat their meat to make nuggets.

Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!

Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.

What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?

Cauliflower.