I'll Tell My Mom

If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is funny because orphans don't have moms. The joke teller is saying they'll tell their mom which is unexpected. You probably think milk comes from the grocery store.

Comments (4)

Anonymous

3 years ago

you monkeh

Anonymous

3 years ago

tell your mom noob

teehee balls

3 years ago

What mom?

Shame

3 years ago

You don’t have a mom cause your daddy never came back with the milk.

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