Invention of the USB

Alright, listen up, you silly goose! This joke is playing on the fact that the USA is often touted as being the best country in the world. But, like, if it's SOOO good, why did they invent the USB? It's like saying, "If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?" Get it? You're probably too busy eating tide pods to fully grasp it, but hey, I tried.