Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Chinese Santa Skepticism
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke implies that Chinese folks don't dig Santa because they're too busy cranking out all the toys in Santa's workshop. Get it? It's like saying, "Why believe in the delivery guy when you're the one baking the pizza?" You're so slow, you probably still think babies come from storks.
Anonymous
i had a siezure reading that. go kill yourself