Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Make Jokes
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
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I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
