Make jokes

Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.

BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.

I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?

Self-raising.

I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?

One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.

Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?

Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.

As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.

I like to make your mom jokes.

Because they're easy like your mom.

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.