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Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
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Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
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I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."