Make jokes

As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

I like to make your mom jokes.

Because they're easy like your mom.

What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?

Because they can't add a home page.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

A sister went to her brother's room and says,

"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"

"Yes, sis."

"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)

"My pet snake."

"Can I pet it?"

"Yes."

He wakes up in a hospital.

"What happened?"

"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."

"You dummy!"

"Whaaat?"

How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.

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Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?

Canned hunting.

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.

What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?

A comb-over.

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

What is the best way to make a leaf?

Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

What is the difference between chocolate and sex?

I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.