Make jokes

Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?

Because they can't add a home page.

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dragon.

Dragon deez nuts.

Dragon deez nuts who?

DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!

Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?

Rapey Santa.

What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?

One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.

How do I make my dick disappear?

I put it in your dad.

What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?

A comb-over.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.

The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!

When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...

How to make emo cakes:

Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!

Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?

What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?

They can't stand up for themselves.

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.