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Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
Memes
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
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It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!