Make jokes

Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?

Because they can't add a home page.

Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?

Because they won't have a parent to cry to.

What did the magician do as a trick in his show?

Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.

I like to make your mom jokes.

Because they're easy like your mom.

How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.

FEW!!!!!!!

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

What is the best way to make a leaf?

Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

What is the difference between chocolate and sex?

I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.

A sister went to her brother's room and says,

"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"

"Yes, sis."

"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)

"My pet snake."

"Can I pet it?"

"Yes."

He wakes up in a hospital.

"What happened?"

"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."

"You dummy!"

"Whaaat?"

Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?

Canned hunting.

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.