Make jokes

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.

I like to make your mom jokes.

Because they're easy like your mom.

Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?

Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.

A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.

The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

Make America Great Britain again!

Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?

Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅

When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...

What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?

They can't stand up for themselves.

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?

My Chemical Romance.

Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.

For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.

That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!

Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?

Because they won't have a parent to cry to.