Make jokes
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
Memes
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"