How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."