Make jokes
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.