Make jokes
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
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How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."