Make jokes
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Memes
When you let drunk people make a fnaf game
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
Make America Great Britain again!
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.