Make jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
Memes
meme:
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
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A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!