How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Make Jokes
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
