Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says ̈Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs ands or buts about it ̈ and the other friend says ̈Butt He is ̈.
Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?
Neither has he
My "overweight" friend and me were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?
Me: *annoyed*Jason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you're weight not you're phone number.
want to know something jason and michael myers had to watch there family while they have to live forever thats why they kill there trying to make people expreience what they did.
Whats the Opposite of Jason? Jasister.
When I saw your hairline I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids. Knuckle babies don't eat.
you and jason in youer bed
Michael Jason
Mother: We need to talk about sex... Jason: oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whoopin' from his mother and big spankin' from his dad.
