Jason jokes

Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?

Dave: No.

Jason: Well, he hit his first target.

Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And the other friend says, "Butt he is."

Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?

Neither has he.

My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.

Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?

Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.

What's the opposite of Jason?

Jasister.

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.

Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.

"Knuckle babies" don't eat.

You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.

And an exorcism.

You and Jason in your bed.

A man walks into a bar and then out.

Mother: We need to talk about sex...

Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.

Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.