Jason jokes

When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.

What's the opposite of Jason?

Jasister.

You and Jason in your bed.

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

A man walks into a bar and then out.

Mother: We need to talk about sex...

Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.

Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.

I think I was a little too harsh on Jason.

Anybody who was conceived in the back of a pickup truck during a family reunion is bound to have a few issues.

Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?

Neither has he.

Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.

"Knuckle babies" don't eat.

My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.

Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?

Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.

Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?

Dave: No.

Jason: Well, he hit his first target.

You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.

And an exorcism.

Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And the other friend says, "Butt he is."

Justin.

Jake?