Make jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Memes
Wait a minute...
Make America Great Britain again!
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.