Make jokes

Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?

For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.

That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!

Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.

Make America Great Britain again!

Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?

Because they won't have a parent to cry to.

What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?

Answer: He's making family memories.

Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:

Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂

Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.

What did the magician do as a trick in his show?

Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

I like to make your mom jokes.

Because they're easy like your mom.

What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?

Because they can't add a home page.