Make jokes

Why do asses make terrible spies?

Because they always CRACK under pressure.

Why should you never trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?

One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.

What does a doctor do to make you better?

Helium.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!

Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?

To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!

Why did the rapper become a banker?

Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!

BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.

How do rappers make their money?

By dropping dimes.

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?

What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?

Self-raising.

Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

How do you make an ass laugh?

Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.

What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?

They both make a sound at the end.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.