Make jokes
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Memes
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Make America Great Britain again!
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.