Make a jokes
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
Hillary Clinton would make a good president.
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attached to his nutty wuttys. It's driving me nuts!
A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says, "Problem??"
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!