Make a jokes

What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.

Making a comforting breakfast.

But you have a knife.

If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"

If the USA is so good,

Why did they make a USB?

I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.

Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.

What will make a depressed teenager happy?

A cliff.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?

He drops the Mike.

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

How do you make a child’s parents happy?

Put the child to sleep.

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."

Do you know how to make a plumber cry?

Kill his family.