Make a jokes

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

How do you make a child’s parents happy?

Put the child to sleep.

Do you know how to make a plumber cry?

Kill his family.

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

What do you call a singer who can't make a song?

Taylor Swift.

Some guy: making a sandwich.

Me: *rages* to put the ham in!

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.