Make a jokes

Some guy: making a sandwich.

Me: *rages* to put the ham in!

I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.

Making a comforting breakfast.

But you have a knife.

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!

If the USA is so good,

Why did they make a USB?

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?

He drops the Mike.

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

What will make a depressed teenager happy?

A cliff.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.