Make a jokes

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?

He drops the Mike.

If the USA is so good,

Why did they make a USB?

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

How do you make a child’s parents happy?

Put the child to sleep.

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

Do you know how to make a plumber cry?

Kill his family.

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.

Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?

A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!