Agriculture

Agriculture Jokes

Cow

My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...

Outbreak

There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok.

Part

Q: What's the best part about gardening?

A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Memes

Cow

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

De-calf-inated.

Raisin

Why did Ms. Grapes ๐Ÿ‡ want to marry Mr. Grapes ๐Ÿ‡?

Because she loves raisin kids.

Secret

Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?

Because they are full of ears!

Now that was a corny joke.

And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.

Cow

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.

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  • Milk

    What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?

    Throwing the cow across the lake.

    Cucumber

    Whatโ€™s 12 inches and is moist inside?

    My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.

    Grape

    What is purple and whines when itโ€™s squished?

    A bunch of grapes! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ˜‚

    Cow

    What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.

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  • Cow

    What do you call a cow ๐Ÿฎ in an earthquake?

    A milkshake.