Agriculture jokes
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.