Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field? Because they are full of ears! Now that was a corny joke. And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside? My record holding cucumbers locally grown at my farm
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says "I milked your cow". the neighbor replies "i have a bull not a cow"
how to solve world hunger and over population?
cannabalism
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other what is your favorite kind of music. The other windmill replies, I'm a huge metal fan
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze
because theres too many ears
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower? De-calf!!
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow, the cow said to another cow, "it's a miracle, I'm pregnant." the other cow said, "that's impossible it's only us cows in the field you must be joking." The first cow said, "nope I'm serious... no bull."
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
Why were parts of the soviet union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2? They couldn't beet the Nazis. bud um ching
