My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field? Because they are full of ears! Now that was a corny joke. And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
cannabalism
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
