Agriculture jokes
I hear Cornell produces very dedicated farmers; they’ll plow a field all night long no matter how much resistance she gives ’em.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
You are god if you can do any of these
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
Need for seed.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.