Agriculture jokes
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Why don't black lives matter anymore?
Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.