Agriculture jokes
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
What do cows read? The moospaper!
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
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Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.