Make a jokes

What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.

Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.

A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"

The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.

I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.

A guy starts texting a cute girl and asks her to give him her phone number so he can call her. The girl says, "OK, but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number. Then I am gonna be your girlfriend and will meet you somewhere." He transfers her the balance and calls her, but it turns out the girl was actually a guy making him a fool. He blocked him.

The next day, he was very angry about himself being a fool, so he thought he'd do the same. He makes a fake girl account and starts texting with some random guy, and then he asks that guy to send him balance. Suddenly, his father came into his bedroom and asked, "Son, can you send me some balance? I am gonna send you cash after sometime." That guy looks at his father with suspicious eyes, and then he calls that random number. Suddenly his father's phone starts ringing......

Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)

I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).

I gathered some "slapies."

The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!

I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!

I feed it to them!

They overreacted!

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Bye!

I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.

Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.

Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.

Why don't booties make good drummers?

They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.

America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).

Two sticks only make a fire.

How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.

Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.

I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.

I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.

I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.

I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.

I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.

What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?

"Two wongs don’t make a white."

I just overheard this but:

How do you make a party in space?

You planet.