Make a jokes
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Two sticks only make a fire.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.
Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"