Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about orphans, who, bless their hearts, don't have parents. Get it? "Home run"? Because they don't have a home? It's wordplay, see? You probably think a 'base' is where the DJ gets wild.