Make a jokes
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."
The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."
The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."
"I am. But the steaks are too high."
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.
I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."