Love jokes
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
Girl: "Daddy!"
Father: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"
Father: "Mhm!"
Woman: "Daddy?"
Father: "Of course?"
Woman: "I'm a girl too!"
Father: "Does God love children?"
Boy: "Yessss..."
I love birthdays 🍰
2nd comments from Gwen in her bra.
Keie: Man Man man! I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyo: 👅🍑
Bari: STOP U FUCKIN PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!
Kenya Bailey: THAT IS ENOUGH! I AM REPORTING ALL OF THIS CRAP TO THE ADMIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Remera Karwi: Shut up! We jus tellin her she looks like a star no need for all that "crap".
Kenya Bailey: One guy put tongue and peach aka butt I know a little bit about oral sex my friend or not!
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.