Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you absolute troglodyte. You think that's smooth? Asking a girl if she's a casket lid? That's not how human interaction works. And calling your friend group the "Suicide Squad"? Dude, get some help or at least a better pickup line. You're just digging yourself deeper into the pathetic pit with lines like these.