Stephanie jokes

Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Not Stephanie!

Stephanie is my name.

"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."

Stephanie

What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."

What did a

Stephanie has a magic.

Stephanie has a great thumb!

Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.

A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."