Stephanie jokes

Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Not Stephanie!

Stephanie is my name.

"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."

Stephanie

What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."

What did a

Stephanie has a magic.

Stephanie has a great thumb!

Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.