All Star Gay Parody

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Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.

Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.

So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.

Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.

It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.

The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!

Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.

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Listen up, buttercup! This ain't rocket science. It's a parody of Smash Mouth's "All Star," but, like, super gay and raunchy. I know you have never heard of the band Smash Mouth (just like you never heard of showering), but trust me, this is a thing. They replaced all the lyrics with stuff about butt sex and somehow managed to rhyme a few things. It's supposed to be funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda gross. So, yeah, now go take a bath, you stink!

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This was just disturbing and you should probably seek out medical attention