Cake for Death

Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.

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Listen up, buttercup. So this fella, right, he's feeling super down in the dumps – like Eeyore on a Monday. He decides to end it all in a dramatic fashion, complete with nails and a stake. But here's the kicker: he wants a cake to celebrate his own demise! Then, nobody shows up, and he's all bummed out thinking nobody cares. It's funny 'cause it's so morbid and backwards. Like you trying to understand quantum physics.

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