Love jokes

Orphan: I love abcdefu!

Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.

What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?

"Like ur cute g."

"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.

Why can't an orphan have sex?

They have no one to call "daddy."

White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

Kiwi loves men.

Kiwi loves Brad.

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

My love for you is like poop.

Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.

Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.

Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!

As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.

Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”

Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”

He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”

Who loves walnut? Wallace!

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!

Try not to <3.

For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.

What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.