Love jokes
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
Memes
Ah yes Google vs Bing
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Emos love jumping for joy.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?