Love jokes
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Emos love jumping for joy.
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Try not to <3.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!