Kiwi loves Brad.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Try not to <3.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
