Love jokes
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Memes
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
Kiwi loves men.
Kiwi loves Brad.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.