Love jokes
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
Memes
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Emos love jumping for joy.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.