Love jokes
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
Like if you love food!
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
Me and Who?
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Susie was in her mother's room one night, as her mother was getting ready for bed. She had slipped off her blouse; her boobs, plum and perky. Susie had asked what are those and will I get them? Her mother had said they were boobs and she would grow some in a few years. Her mother told Susie to find her father and say goodnight.
So Susie left, headed down the hall to the bathroom where her father was showering. Susie knocked on the door, he said come in. He had moved the shower curtain over just a bit. Susie said she loved him, and then seen her father's dick. Shocked, Susie asked her father what that was and if she would get one. Her father said it was a dick, and he said Susie would get it after her mother went to bed.
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
Kiwi loves Brad.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.