Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
You should always be happy about family and love.
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes, I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation, but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over here at a discounted 75 percent off.
Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top-of-the-line urns and will keep your loved ones' remains secure and dry.
Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep, these have only been used once, so it is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
