Love jokes
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
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What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
I love you papi's! No homo.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
I love my mom.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
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