Love jokes
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
Memes
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
I love my mom.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
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I love you papi's! No homo.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."