Love jokes

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...

I love you papi's! No homo.

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Why are orphans' funerals so small?

They have no loved ones.

Why do orphans want to get married so bad?

To have someone to call "daddy."

What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”

Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!

They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3

Why do orphans love blowjobs?

Because they actually get kissed!

Why do orphans love to go to church?

Because they can finally call someone "father!"

Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?

Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.

I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?

smart

kind

sweet

caring

loving

mature

You should always be happy about family and love.

At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.

And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.

Why does a cow love music?

Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.

He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.

Silence...

And then at last she spoke...

"Unexpected item in the bagging area."

Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?

Love at first byte! <3