Love jokes
I love your hair today.
How did you get it to come out your nose like that?
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
I love my mom.
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
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Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
I love you papi's! No homo.