Love jokes
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
I love my mom.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
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What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."