Love Jokes

alirght im gonna drink the lo- carb one to see how it compares to the normal monster. holy shit it tastes just like the original one. theres like a weird afer taste though. kinda like a sparkling water one. i love monster ive drank about 5 cans already

. Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands. (I love this joke because it never grows old.)

Why did the fbi get a foster family for an orphan So he could be in a lovely family before death

What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?

Snoop Star

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because they love CUTTING TRACKS

Why does an orphan play soccer because it’s the only love they get

Roses are red violets are blue Alexander Boris de piffle had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are, I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!

Why orphans so good at tennis Answer : because they never knew wat love was

do u love water?

then u love 75% of mw

I LOVE YOU JACK!

I saw a little kid cry, I wemt up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez I love working at orphans

Prince, be honest, do you still love me?

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever" my dick cooed. I looked down at it a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace

i love you tina!

A man has been dating a girl forever he finally says I love you the girls says aww thanks the man looks at her are you not ganna say it back the girl says no I can’t