Love Jokes

FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.

We love Russia, we do.

Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺

Lesbian stands for:

L: Loving

E: Extra

S: Shitty

B: Bitches

I: I

A: Am attracted to

N: Nice girls.

Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!

Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."

God is you... If you have a dog

A golden retriever puppy is sitting and looking up at the camera. The puppy has a cute expression. The puppy's feet are not in view. Two gray slippers are visible at the bottom of the image. The text says, "I taught Luna to sit. She was SO thrilled with the praise she got, that now, every time I turn around this is what I see. My heart!!!"

My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.

What do lovely men and tampons have in common?

Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.

I love my family when they're buried alive.

Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!

Dad, why are we here?

Because you're not loved.

What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?

The Monkees and Gorillaz.

I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.

Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?

A: A few weeks.

I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍

I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.

I love pussy.

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love