Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳
inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
glory 🕳
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
