Location jokes

If you have sex and your African parents find out,

“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

At the Allahu-ak Bar.

All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.

What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?

Up Shepherd's leg.

You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.

I've Benin there.

I'm Ghana go.

I've got to Togo.

Where did Sally go during the attack?

Everywhere.

Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?

The maternity ward.

I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"

Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.

A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"

How do you punish a blind kid?

Move to a new house.

Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.

Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.

Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?

Because it's in bread.

Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?

Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.

What do you call an ass on a beach?

Sandy cheeks!

I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"

Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."

Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.

Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.