Location jokes
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees?
1 baby tied to 5 trees.
You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.
You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"
Woman two: "Did that work?"
Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."