Location jokes

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

At the Allahu-ak Bar.

I've Benin there.

I'm Ghana go.

I've got to Togo.

Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.

You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.

All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.

Where did Sally go during the attack?

Everywhere.

Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?

The maternity ward.

What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?

Up Shepherd's leg.

Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.

A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"

I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"

How do you punish a blind kid?

Move to a new house.

Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.

Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.

Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.

Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.

How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?

Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.

Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.

I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."