Location jokes

All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.

You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.

I've Benin there.

I'm Ghana go.

I've got to Togo.

Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.

A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"

I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"

Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?

The maternity ward.

Where did Sally go during the attack?

Everywhere.

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

At the Allahu-ak Bar.

What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?

Up Shepherd's leg.

How do you punish a blind kid?

Move to a new house.

Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.

Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.

School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.

I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.

Where did Suzie go after the bombing?

Everywhere.

How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.

Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.

No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.