Location jokes
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?
Up Shepherd's leg.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂