Location jokes
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
Where did Suzie go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Kiwi loves men.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."