Location jokes
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
Kiwi loves men.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
Hi! I’m going back home.
My family is like treasure. I need a map and shovel to find them.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."