Location jokes
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Kiwi loves men.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Where did Suzie go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.