Location jokes
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Kiwi loves men.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."