Location jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Memes
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Where did Suzie go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!