Location jokes
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
Where did Suzie go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo