Location jokes
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Where did Suzie go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
Memes
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Kiwi loves men.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?