Location jokes
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Where did Suzie go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Kiwi loves men.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."