Highway Birth

You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup! The joke is saying you're an accident because you were "born on the highway." Like, you're a mistake. Get it? You probably don't since you're reading this. Here's a fact for you: Bears can run up to 35 miles per hour, which is way faster than you can run from your problems.

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