Literature jokes

Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?

Well, I just can't seem to put it down.

I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.

Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.

What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?

Only one came out of the chamber.

I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.

Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!

What do you call a fish that has a dick?

Moby Dickkkkk!

Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.

They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.

What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.

I once put the Bible in the fiction section.

Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.

I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.

Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂

What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?

Looks like I've only got myself to blame...

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said:

"F*ck off! You won’t bring it back."

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Summer wasn't too bad either.

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

I’m breaking up with you, bitch.

Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.

Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!

Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"

How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.

The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”

Why can’t he just speak plain English?