Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Literature Jokes
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
I once put the Bible in the fiction section.
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said:
"F*ck off! You won’t bring it back."
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?