Literature jokes
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said:
"F*ck off! You won’t bring it back."
I once put the Bible in the fiction section.
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?