Nobel Prize

Nobel Prize Jokes

Prize

Why did the scientist want to take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the no-bell prize.

Man

Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!

Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!

Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!

Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!

What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”

How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!

What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!

Memes

Man

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

Guy

Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?

He won the no-Bell prize.

Guy

Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?

He won the No Bell Prize!

Scientist

Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!

Guy

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the “no-bell” prize.

Guy

Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.

People

What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?

The no-bell prize.

Guy

Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.