Nobel Prize jokes
Why did the scientist want to take off his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win the no-bell prize.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
