Like jokes
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Would you like to win 100k?
Comment on my next video for a chance to win!
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
John, I like your cut, G.