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Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
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my mom be like
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
Like, and comment if you're single.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.