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My neighbor is like my marriage. They're both in the hole.
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"
This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was, so I replied, "It's like a spring roll with sausage in it, but not any dog or cat how you have it."
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
Cats are like onions; when I cut them, I cry.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.
No, seriously,
I'm right behind ya.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
The great meme reset is like a fart. If you force it, it's gonna be shit.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.