Like jokes

Like if you are scared of Covid-19.

If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.

No, seriously,

I'm right behind ya.

The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.

1: Amogus trollface

2: Frogus

3: Amogus in 2013

4: Chogus

5: Classic Amogus

6: Wait this isn't Amogus

7: Amogus drip

8: Amog sus

9: Amog stuff

Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?

'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.

Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.

Like and comment if you get it!

If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋

I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.

My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.

She does not exist.

What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.

An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.

The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."

Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.

Like, and comment if you're single.

Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.

In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.

How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.

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