Like jokes
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?