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If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

"Balls" got me like: 😂

Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!

Why do orphans like fucking other dads?

Because they get to have a daddy.

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well...

ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

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This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

So um uh I like people who like people who like people.

Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?

Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.

I go beep like a Jeep.

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.

What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?

"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"

An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.

Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?

A. Sunday school!

Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.