Like jokes
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
I like pepper.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.