Like jokes

That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮

Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!

This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.

Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.

Why do orphans like Darth Vader?

So he can say, "I'm your father!"

I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.

"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."

sad sad sad

now you laugh and like

thank you!

So um uh I like people who like people who like people.

I like chips.

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.

I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.

It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.

From the makers of Mangeone...

On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.

They both went extinct.