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It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
Memes
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!