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Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.

I go beep like a Jeep.

Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?

Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.

What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?

"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"

I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.

Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****

August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.

Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.

An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!

Someone cutting the cheese then farted.

Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.

I like pepper.

Why do I f*** my mom?

Like father like son. #batabababa

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

My dad is like a unicorn.

He's never here. :c