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A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
Comment for VBUCKS.
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Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:
Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.