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Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?

He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.

Son: Dad, I'm gay.

Dad: I support you.

Son: I like you.

Dad: Get out and into my room!

My sister told me she liked Medusa.

I said, "Huh?"

My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.

Why do orphans not like July 24th??

Because it's Parents Day.

Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?

Because he punched dumbos like you people!

Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.

I keep going back and forth on them.

Me: I hit an orphan!

Mom: OMG WHY?

Me: Not like they can tell their parents-

Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:

Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"

Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.

Me: Do you like smash?

Friend: Smash Rolls?

Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!

Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?

Because they like to floss.

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.

What is everyone’s favorite class?

None, because people don’t like school.

Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.

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