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My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!