Like jokes
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Donβt like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! π
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
What is everyoneβs favorite class?
None, because people donβt like school.
Memes
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. ππππππππ€¨ππ¦πΆπ»πππππππππππππ³π³π³πππππππ€¨
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what itβs like with a mummy or daddy.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!