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What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.