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Hey guys! Ello here with an update!
I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
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We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
I like balls.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.