Lifestyle jokes
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
I'm gay and an orphan.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.