This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Lifestyle Jokes
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Your mum eats cabbage.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
