This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
The Obese Dude
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Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dude so obese, he's got graduation days every time he spins around. His pants need boomerangs to fit, and he's cruisin' down the street in a Popeye's bucket. Basically, he's the human version of a heart attack waiting to happen. Now go eat a vegetable, you knucklehead.