What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant? You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest
what do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common. spit, spit, spit
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of spam After 6 months in the woods you'll still eat the can of spam
