Hippie chick jokes

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?

You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.

What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?

Spit, spit, spit!

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?

After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.