Hippie chick jokes
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?
You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.