Hippie chick

Hippie Chick Jokes

Hockey Player

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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  • Hippie

    How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?

    You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.

    Hippie

    What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?

    Spit, spit, spit!

    Spam

    What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?

    After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.