What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Hippie Chick vs Hockey Player
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, dummy! So, the joke is that hippie chicks are stereotypically known for not showering. On the other hand, a hockey player showers after every game (3 periods) because they're all sweaty and gross. Get it? You probably don't. I bet you smell like outside, probably haven't showered in weeks.