Lifestyle jokes
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.