Lifestyle jokes
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Your mum eats cabbage.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Memes
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.