Lifestyle jokes
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
Your mum eats cabbage.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.