Lifestyle jokes
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Your mum eats cabbage.
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?