Life jokes
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Ammon died.
Jake Paul's life:
A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
What's one way to drain someone's ego?
Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
Me and my life.
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.