Life Jokes

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What does fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower

why can't depressed people make depression jokes because they cant talk if they are dead.

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell", I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

(amazing pick up line) yoo what if we got matching tattoos u get 2 towers and i get a plane, Bc i crashed right into ur life ;)

Everyone always has a special person in there life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus

When Trump goes to the beach he doesn't use suntan lotion he uses Dorito dust. And it stays on for the rest of his life.

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕

My mom gave me a box of chocolates and she said life is like a box of chocolates but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.

so a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it

What does fire and people have in common A: they will both eventually die out

Today I went to the doctor for a test and he said I have 10 months to live. So later that day I stabbed him to death & the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved

what game dose an emo hate the most????

LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive. Miscarriages is ok because God did not want the baby to be alive.

YouTubers: Among us in real life Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life

If aliens were real

Then orphans would finally have a home

My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.

Having an abortion will make you so tired.... it literally sucks the life out you.

What's the difference between your mom and your dad one leaves your life to go get milk and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry