Life jokes
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.
Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
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What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.