Literally every movie:
"I love you" "I love u too"
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes u!" Him: "wtf I have a grilfriend sorry not sorry" His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country". 😶
Shit I’m never gonna try commit suicide again ,I almost died
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What’s the difference between life and a rape joke life fucks your until you stop breathing,a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
Yea man! Life is wonderful! But, when u realise all of the ones u loved we're fake. And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice. Is 13 age too young for dying? Am i just paranoid? I'm scared.
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020 My attempt in 2021 And my attempt this year
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real
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What record did Obama proved during his presidency No matter how far a brotha gets in life he’ll still be in government housing
what do you call a depressed person's life
at this point, non-existent
Why did the crumb cake isolate him self? He had a crumbling social life
Wanna hear a joke,my life hahahah just kidding jokes actually mean something...
I respect anyone who devotes there life to charity work
But I think Paul walker went a step to far
Rape the only sign of world peace in this life.
A plane is going to crash there are four passengers and only three parachutes. all the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first he says, my fans need me and jumps, Donald trump takes another and says I am the smartest president, jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute. The boy replies don't worry - Donald took my backpack.
I have cancer the doctor said I have 3 days to live but I was like fuck it and killed him the jury said I have life in prison I shouted yes he said thank you you saved my life
I hope Death is a woman. That way it will never come for me.
you looking for jokes? i have one, your life
A 28-year old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online. For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
